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Mokytoja paprašė Jonuko kad išvardintų tris...

Mokytoja paprašė Jonuko kad išvardintų tris Afrikos gyvūnus. Jonukas sako:
– Du liūtai ir vienas krokodilas.

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  • janik 2011-08-11 14:11

    austeja , rasyt ismok , o tik po to internete rodykis ...
  • austeja 2010-12-06 18:03

    ejo karta jonukas is mokiklos usimane sisiu nuejio prie medzio nusimove kelnes
    senele kviecie savo suni matau matau jonukas tik usimove kelnes nuejo priejo
    prie storesnio medzio nusimove kelnes ir vel kviecie savo suni matau matau
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  • evute 2010-11-27 22:41

    eina eziukas per miska ir ikrenta i duobute lipa lipa niekaip neislipa ir sako
    sau jeigu neislipsiu eisiu namo.
  • rita 2010-10-24 15:00

    ejo jonukas i mokikla ir pamate torta o ant jio uzrasita nevalgik nes kakosi per
    dienas jionukas nepamate to uzraso ir suvalge poto nuejo i mokikla ir sako man
    reike i toleta kada ejo i toleta ant toleto buvo uzdetas danktis ir jonukas
    nepamate ir pakakojo :d
  • rasa 2010-08-29 17:47

    atvažiavo arklys su žmogum i kaima ir sako žmogus kaimo žmonem atvežiau
    jums bulviu arklys pasisuka ir sako aha tu atvežei
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  • Rasa 2010-03-19 18:18

    Anekdotai patiko tik kiti rasytojai daro labai daug klaidu. Ir man galbut ir
    kitiems tai gali nepatikti. Ir kai rasot anekdota nereikia pradzioje parasyti
    "As irgi viena zinau" nes kitiems tas parasymas gali nepatikti ar
    atrodyti kad tai yra anekdoto pradzia.
  • Jolanta 2010-03-19 18:11

    Ėjo ežiukas per mišką. O kas jam vargšui belieka? Skristi tai juk
    nemoka…





    Ėjo ežiukas per mišką ir užmiršo kvėpuoti. Manote
    jis numirė? Ne, nes ir numirti užmiršo.
  • Jolanta 2010-03-19 18:08

    Anekdotai patiko tik patarciau tiems kurie pries rasant anekdota nereiketu
    rasyti "As irgi viena zinau". Nes kitiems tas pasakymas ar parasymas
    gali nepatikti ar atrodyti kad tai yra anekdoto pradzia.
  • ZanulYsSs 2009-12-14 21:57

    Neidomu isviso! :O
  • guodawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww 2009-11-23 15:37

    teta kode
  • juste 2009-10-09 12:08

    as ir viena zinau: mokytoja klausia jonuko ar moki plauk ? jonukas sako moku
    mokytoja klausia kur ismokai ?? jonukas atsako vandenyje
  • guoda 2009-10-04 21:07

    as irgi zinau petriukas eina i mokikla ir sutinka lape sako labe kur eni jonuk
    jonukas sako ainu i mokykla gauti dvejeta o kodel dvejata sako lape jonuka
    acako nes tete liepe
  • guoda 2009-10-04 21:05

    vau
  • isimilejusi 2009-03-08 09:42

    tevas iseina i lauką ir sako ko lauki o ne eini i mokykla petriukas sako o
    tiesa kad zemė sukasi tevas sako taip tiesa nu tai va as laukiu kol zemė
    apsisuks kad man nereiktu toki kelia eiti i mokykla tevas sako tu zinai kie tu
    dar lauksi petriukas sako tai as dar biški palauksiu.
  • rasa 2009-03-08 09:38

    as irgi viena zinau anekdotą ateina petriukas namo ir tėvas jo klausia nu tai
    ku siandien gavai mokykloje petriukas sako penkis tėvas atsako a tai ku ne
    dešimt petriukas sako a tai man buvo penkios pamokos.

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